There Never Was Dessert Graphic Tee

🍰 There Never Was Dessert – Graphic Tee
Truth hurts. Especially when it’s frosted.

This one’s for the gamers who know. You followed the clues. Solved the puzzles. Dodged death traps. And for what? A sweet, delicious reward? Nah.

“There Never Was Dessert” is our tongue-in-cheek tribute to the greatest gaming betrayal of all time. Featuring a glitched-out smashed cake, error messages dripping from the icing, and that unmistakable feeling of being duped by science — this tee is your badge of honor.

Whether you survived the test chambers or just enjoy a good baked metaphor, this shirt is your subtle way to say: I was promised dessert, and all I got was psychological damage.

🕹️ Details:

Ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend

Printed on a completely transparent design for bold, seamless look

Unisex fit – true to size

Perfect for Portal fans, retro gamers, and lovers of dark humor

Wear it to the lab, the LAN party, or therapy.
Because some betrayals... leave frosting on your soul.

🧁 "There Never Was Dessert" — Test complete. Sanity pending.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!